Shipping policy

Free shipping on orders over $74.99. 🙌 Because you've already spent enough on copays. 💊

Order Processing ⚙️ Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days after placing your order. During peak periods things may take a little longer — even the burning bush took a minute to get Moses' attention. 🔥

Shipping & Delivery 📦 Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days depending on your location and the shipping method you selected at checkout. Not quite 40 years in the desert, but we know waiting is hard. 😌

Order Updates 📍 Once your order ships, we'll send you tracking information so you can watch that package make its way to your door. No faith required. 🌿

Secure Checkout 🔒 All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout system. Your information is safe with us — unlike Job's livestock. 😅

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be impacted by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other factors outside our control. We're good, but we're not that good.